Me: I’m so ugly!
500 million other people: NONONO U ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET U ARENT UGLY DONT U EVER SAY THAT!!!!
Me: wow I’m really beautiful!
500 other million people: WOW YOU’RE SO SELF CENTERED. CAN YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF???? NO ONE CARES.
my boyfriend is such a damn cutie!
and i love him so much!
and life is good and we are very happy!!!!
"just being a dude haha wearing my meggings to broga gonna take the brobus to dudesville with my boys haha no homo bro did i mention i am a man"
american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class